I can't feel my legs

As I sit here in my cubicle at work, I wonder why I ever listen to my friends Ale and Dulce. The last time we hung out, they mentioned (quiet a number of times mind you) that my pants aren't "form fitting" enough (aka. super tight where you lose all sense of your lower extremities). After some nudging, I decided to go to the Gap yesterday. As I was trying on these really nice pants, I receive a phone call. It was Ale (damn, she's good. how did she know I was in the dressing room trying on pants), and being the wonderful friend that she is, the first thing she says is "They better be super tight!". (Gotta love when your friends look out for you like this).
And of course they were super tight, otherwise I think I would have received a beat-down from Dulce and Ale. So I decided to wear my wonderfully tight pants today, and now I can't move. But at least I am looking good, though I don't know who can see me since I haven't left my cube because I can't (but I know I look good..and that is why we do this to ourselves, right girls??? Not so other ppl can see how good we look, right? hmmm).
The things we girls do to ourselves in the name of beauty (or is it vanity).