My Rants and Raves!

1. What the hell is it with guys and fear of cell phone use. Are they allergic to actually using them for their main purpose...which of course is talking into them!?!?! Are they deathly afraid that they will contract some disease by talking in the cell.
Now, I love to text message (also known as SMSing), it's quick and simple when you can't talk to send a short message. But when I CALL someone and leave them a message, I expect a phone call back. A simple SMS does NOT suffice as an answer! Or if plans with a guy are strictly set up by SMSing..I think there is a problem. PICK UP THE F***KING PHONE AND CALL ME. As you can see, it's a pet peeve of mine.
2. Friends that can't keep their traps shut. There is no reason for any friend of mine to spill MY personal information to people that a. don't know me well b. can have a serious NEGATIVE impact in my life by knowing this information c. have no business knowing my shit. A friend of mine betrayed me in a huge way this week, or at least I just found out about it this week. Can't go into it, but it's huge and it can have TERRIBLE consequences in my professional life! WHAT THE HELL WAS MY FRIEND THINKING!!!!!! So when I decided to confront this particular person, they at first tried to deny it. Then when they saw I was serious they said, oh don't worry about it, you have already too much on your mind to worry about this. And I was like..."Bitch, this is huge, don't patronize me. Fix it NOW". She didn't like that, and thought it was no big deal. I wish I could ring their neck!!! ~Sigh~ Hmm..that felt good to get it out. thanks for listening.
3. This sucky NYC weather. I mean, what the hell! 56 degrees today??? Normal high is like 70 degrees...
4. Me not going on vacation anywhere in April and probably no where in May or June. What the hell! My goal this year was to get away for at least a weekend every month this year. (I would take leaving the state for a day even!!!) But nothing.
5. Getting nasty emails from exs! I got a duzzy today, man was it nasty!
Here are some highlights of this email:
The fact remains you are extremely immature, unstable, and close-minded. I'm not trying to be critical but such behavior inhibits any person from having meaningful relationships of any sort. I think I'm probably too mature for you.

I wish you luck and I hope you can find some peace of mind. Your vicissitudes are scary, and you probably need some therapy.

The break down of us is that we're probably incompatible, because you're mentally unstable, and I'm VERY demanding.

With all this said, I'm always available as a friend.

This email was much much longer, but these were just some of my favorite parts.
This is what happens when one gets bored with the status quo, and they get themselves into situations they wouldn't normally get in to. I learned my lesson, nuf said! I just found those comments to be very funny...if you know me at all.

Ok..that's enough of my rants and raves.

Cinco De Mayo

Hanging out with two married guys may not seem like a great evening for a single girl. But let me tell you, married men are my favorite (no, not in that way, get your mind out of the gutter for once! I mean my favorite to hang out with). There's no pressure AND no drama!!! It's great.
With girls (and I love my biatches!!!!) there is ALWAYS drama! Whether one is stealing (or trying, and not very well at that!) another's boyfriend. Or another doesn't like this one's attitude. It's never just simply hanging out. With guy friends, there's always some pressure. Cause there is always the potential of a hook-up. But with married guys, it's just easy. I hung out with Indie and Spanky yesterday. Both good looking married men, and it was nothing but fun. No drama to speak of, no pressure of what will happen next. We just geniunely enjoyed each others company while we got completely wasted. It was the best time!

My Porn Star Name is Cumisha Jones.

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(they aren't that funny...but I was bored!!!)

I knew it too...

I am 55% Normal (Somewhat Normal)

While some of my behavior is quite normal... Other things I do are downright strange I've got a little of my freak going on But I mostly keep my weirdness to myself

How Normal Are You?

I knew it!

So I took a little quiz and below are the cities that most fit my style! Not too keen on Austin or Atlanta, but Honolulu...of course! I'll take San Diego too, it's pretty.

One day....Miami...here I come.

American Cities That Best Fit Me:

80% San Diego

65% Honolulu

60% Austin

55% Atlanta

55% Miami

I can't feel my legs

As I sit here in my cubicle at work, I wonder why I ever listen to my friends Ale and Dulce. The last time we hung out, they mentioned (quiet a number of times mind you) that my pants aren't "form fitting" enough (aka. super tight where you lose all sense of your lower extremities). After some nudging, I decided to go to the Gap yesterday. As I was trying on these really nice pants, I receive a phone call. It was Ale (damn, she's good. how did she know I was in the dressing room trying on pants), and being the wonderful friend that she is, the first thing she says is "They better be super tight!". (Gotta love when your friends look out for you like this).
And of course they were super tight, otherwise I think I would have received a beat-down from Dulce and Ale. So I decided to wear my wonderfully tight pants today, and now I can't move. But at least I am looking good, though I don't know who can see me since I haven't left my cube because I can't (but I know I look good..and that is why we do this to ourselves, right girls??? Not so other ppl can see how good we look, right? hmmm).
The things we girls do to ourselves in the name of beauty (or is it vanity).